- my dad: remember when I use to call home depot "homie depot."
- me: [laughs] Yeah! Claire never found that funny.
- my dad: well your sister is sometimes a little conservative. Her humor is like the Mitt Romney of this family.
- me: [Laughs harder]
and on the other hand….
Meet Jooey. Zooey Deschanel’s quirkier “brother.”
Girl. I been know how that feels.
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Best way of waking up.
"Like I’ve always said you can’t wash off an ice cube."
— my sister
My sister’s tips on how to keep nice healthy nails:
1. Drink lots of milk.
2. Eat your vegetables.
3. Don’t do drugs.
(My sister doesn’t understand how funny she can be sometimes.)
Oh Nicki!
I ask this all the damn time.
Happy Monday y’all!
BLAH HAHAHAHAH! This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
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Who knew Kenny G is a G!
Your favorite adult contemporary and smooth-jazz artist LOVES the Internet!
Word of the day: “scuttlebutt”
(if my youtube videos aren’t making you laugh the word of the day should.)
scuttlebutt
(SKUT-l-but) noun
MEANING:
1. Rumor, gossip.
2. A drinking fountain or a cask of drinking water on a ship.
USUAGE:
“Here’s a roundup of iPad 3 rumors, with a little context as to whether you should believe the scuttlebutt or not.” Matthew Shaer; iPad 3 Rumors; The Christian Science Monitor (Boston); Dec 14, 2011.
This looks soooo stupid but not going to lie I did laugh out loud watching the trailer. So i had to post it.
