Google gives zero fucks that it’s Apple’s 30th birthday.
Just saying…

Google gives zero fucks that it’s Apple’s 30th birthday.

Just saying…

"No one is a great poet because she is a miserable drunk. No one is a great poet because he has had a nervous breakdown. Suffering, however, can be experienced as a curse or a blessing; the luckiest is the one who can experience it as a blessing."

Carolyn Forché 

Happy Belated Birthday!

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Your birthday would be pi day. You cool ass mofo.
Happy Birthday the realest MC squared, Albert Einstein!

Your birthday would be pi day. You cool ass mofo.

Happy Birthday the realest MC squared, Albert Einstein!

Happy Birthday Dr Seuss!

Happy Birthday Dr Seuss!

Happy Birthday Aaliyah!

Happy Birthday Aaliyah!

Yo! The google doodle today is amazing, I’ve been playing it for hours!
Happy Birthday Frank Zamboni!

Yo! The google doodle today is amazing, I’ve been playing it for hours!

Happy Birthday Frank Zamboni!

Happy Birthday x Dreamboat Tuesday

Happy Birthday x Dreamboat Tuesday

Happy Birthday to my girl Tina Turner!

Someone once told me I had legs almost as sexier hers. 

BEST. Complement. EVER

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Thank you! #JordanYear

Thank you to everyone who wished me happy birthday! It was a great one. I am now home, recovering from all the candy and dancing last night.

I don’t drink but lord knows I am having a 2nd hand hangover. 

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"Well you still have a few hours. You weren’t born until 8:30 PM."

my father

(thanks dad.)

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#JordanYear

Let the #JordanYear Begin

Aaaah! It feels so damn good.

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Waking up to this. Greatest birthday. Ever.
via queensoftheguttersnipe 

Waking up to this. Greatest birthday. Ever.

via queensoftheguttersnipe 

This secret our google doodle. 

This secret our google doodle. 

Happy Birthday (& scorpio buddy) Frank Ocean!

Happy Birthday (& scorpio buddy) Frank Ocean!