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May 26

@clairemontana and The Ruin’s elephant. (Taken with instagram)

@clairemontana and The Ruin’s elephant. (Taken with instagram)

My father’s birthday dinner at The Ruins. (Taken with instagram)

My father’s birthday dinner at The Ruins. (Taken with instagram)

This website right here! Is a life saver. It tracks your REM cycle and tells you the best times to wake up or fall asleep at.

This website right here! Is a life saver. It tracks your REM cycle and tells you the best times to wake up or fall asleep at.

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

Ok. Now they’ve ruined it.

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

Ok. Now they’ve ruined it.

(via popculturebrain)

May 25

Career Goal:

Be the female John Hughes.

chicagobusiness:

“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez 
#gooddeeds

chicagobusiness:

“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez 

#gooddeeds

(via imwithkanye)

Sit on the dock of lake Washington. Ela keeps it “reel” (Taken with instagram)

Sit on the dock of lake Washington. Ela keeps it “reel” (Taken with instagram)

Sadly this is so true. Speaks volumes. 
(via my girl Terisa)

Sadly this is so true. Speaks volumes. 

(via my girl Terisa)

Boyfriend-ish

I’ve realized I need a guy who will go to the movie theater with me at 10 in the morning buy tickets to watch one movie but end up sneaking into 3 other films with me.

hipster-animals:

summer intern at n+1

blah hahaha! I don’t smoke but my co-worker sent this to me.

hipster-animals:

summer intern at n+1

blah hahaha! I don’t smoke but my co-worker sent this to me.

imwithkanye:

The 10 Great Performances by a Child Actor | Screenrant
Pictured: Kirsten Dunst, Interview with a Vampire
(I like this list.)

imwithkanye:

The 10 Great Performances by a Child Actor | Screenrant

Pictured: Kirsten Dunst, Interview with a Vampire

(I like this list.)

imwithkanye:

Why 1999 Was The Best Year Ever | BuzzFeed
(For starters Diana Ross jiggled Lil Kim’s boob.)

imwithkanye:

Why 1999 Was The Best Year Ever | BuzzFeed

(For starters Diana Ross jiggled Lil Kim’s boob.)

Once again: #purplehairdontcare (Taken with instagram)

Once again: #purplehairdontcare (Taken with instagram)

I am not really looking forward to this weekend.

Saturday - Tuesday all double shifts.