May 2012
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Career Goal:
Be the female John Hughes.
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Boyfriend-ish
I’ve realized I need a guy who will go to the movie theater with me at 10 in the morning buy tickets to watch one movie but end up sneaking into 3 other films with me.
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my dad: remember when I use to call home depot "homie depot."
me: [laughs] Yeah! Claire never found that funny.
my dad: well your sister is sometimes a little conservative. Her humor is like the Mitt Romney of this family.
me: [Laughs harder]
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I am not really looking forward to this weekend.
Saturday - Tuesday all double shifts.
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word of the day: "iron curtain"
iron curtain (EYE-uhrn KUHR-tuhn)
MEANING: noun: An impenetrable barrier to communication, marked by censorship, secrecy, and isolation.
USAGE: “An iron curtain of fundamentalism risks falling over Iraq, with particularly grievous implications for girls and women.” Nicholas Kristof; Cover Your Hair; The New York Times; Jun 24, 2003.
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fact # 100
This is the 100th fact.
That’s kind of cool.
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Today is a sloo oo ooooow wwwww w w day at work.
which means taking a nap and trying not to get caught while doing it.
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Watch
Tina Fey on 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O’Brien
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Boys who talk about "Girls" →
“And Now, a Black Guy Weighs In” - via jezebel
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lesson # 43: The Interview
My boss (who over time has become a dear friend to me) has appointment me the job to help him look for a new personal assistant.
So… you know those movie montages where they interview a lot of different people (some are Friends With Kids, Sex & The City, Drillbit Taylor those really are the ones I can think of right now..) Point being I had that experience. so here is a lesson of...
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Watchpopculturebrain:
ICYMI: SNL’s Emotional Goodbye Tribute to Kristen Wiig
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fact # 99
know which way your printer prints paper. Be one with your shitty ass printer